July 2009
39 posts
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates...
fuckyeahfacts:
MSN Lifestyle
submitted by: sourient
textsfromlastnight:
(914): how’s this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I’ll be me. You be you. And we’ll see where it goes
textsfromlastnight:
(205): Don’t use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
“I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.”
– Unknown (via ardiweezybaby)
breethinkstoomuch:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(469): i just woke up and “where the fuck is taco bell” was in my search engine…
textsfromlastnight:
(617): I’ve slept with so many tools that you’d think my pussy was Home Depot.
textsfromlastnight:
(915): dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke…but seriously you need to stop
textsfromlastnight:
(520): im six kinds of drunk right now
textsfromlastnight:
(203): you’d think he’d be slightly more humble with a penis that small
textsfromlastnight:
(732): you sent me 45 texts saying “meow?” (1-732): did i?
“The ’60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock...”
– (via moderntyrant)
textsfromlastnight:
(847): i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
“you know what love is? love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself...”
– kevin, st. elmo’s fire. (via iguessthatscool) (via anotherchance)
textsfromlastnight:
(240): shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
textsfromlastnight:
(613): Sorry, I don’t speak sober.
