A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates...
fuckyeahfacts: MSN Lifestyle submitted by: sourient
textsfromlastnight: (914): how’s this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I’ll be me. You be you. And we’ll see where it goes
textsfromlastnight: (205): Don’t use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.– Unknown (via ardiweezybaby)
breethinkstoomuch: txtsfrmlstnght: (469): i just woke up and “where the fuck is taco bell” was in my search engine…
textsfromlastnight: (617): I’ve slept with so many tools that you’d think my pussy was Home Depot.
textsfromlastnight: (915): dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke…but seriously you need to stop
textsfromlastnight: (520): im six kinds of drunk right now
textsfromlastnight: (203): you’d think he’d be slightly more humble with a penis that small
textsfromlastnight: (732): you sent me 45 texts saying “meow?” (1-732): did i?
The ’60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock...– (via moderntyrant)
textsfromlastnight: (847): i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you know what love is? love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself...– kevin, st. elmo’s fire. (via iguessthatscool) (via anotherchance)
textsfromlastnight: (240): shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
textsfromlastnight: (613): Sorry, I don’t speak sober.